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	WHEN SHIRTS AND BODY LANGUAGE COLLIDE Send the right message with pink calligraphy and love hearts!
	BIG APPLES FOR LITTLE PEOPLE ...Of course he likes apples!
	WE ARE COOKING IT... OK...just don't burn it!!!
	FAIRWEATHER LOVE ....YEAH
	BATHE YOUR APE AND GET A CHEAP CAR WASH! (Or maybe its the other way round...)
	"THIS YEAR'S MOST MISUNDERSTOOD PRODUCTION!" Yet another challenging and refreshing experience.
	MY MIND IS SET! Yeah, looks like it's SET to SNOOZE!
	DONT SMOKE THAT THING AROUND HERE! Now with 3.7 tonnes of nicotine!!!

	ARM WHAT? The back of this shirt said "REVOLUTION FOR CHANGE" So....uh...Im sure that straightens things out right?
	ITALIAN TOMATO "Sorry folks we're all out of tomatoes...after all, we are a coffee shop"
	HANDY This is a brand of paper...not sure of the quality though...
	BACK TO THE 1970 Back to which one?

	NICE MESSAGE But, oh! The cruel irony of this RAV4 speeding away from roadkill!
	WINTER Please don't think for me!!!
	CHOTTO HOTTO "We serve TWO kinds of Coffee!!!..."
	FRESHNESS!! Soon to be available as a scented body scrub?

	WHO ARE YOU CALLING "A BAG"? Is this a requst or a compliment? (Side note: I got busted by the BAG owner's friends taking this...not so smooth!)
	STAR BLAZING SAFE SEX! Some assembly required, 7 pieces of condom?
	COSMETIC ICE CREAM Not sure if this ice cream is good or bad for your skin...
	THE PASSION OF THE ULTRAMAN Im guessing a deleted scene from the Bible, "do not weep for me golden crabface man!"
	WANT TO GET CONFUSED? Read on...

	SUBLIMINAL SUPERMRKET Yeah, sure, we know what's going on with the signage, but....mmmm...beeeer!
	MULTI BOX This photo has everything you'd expect from this page!
	TOYOTA TYPESETTING Jeez! If you aren't capable of putting well structured catchphrases on your ¥1,500,000 Sports Utility Vehicle, I hate to think of what's going on under the hood!
	THE SCIENCE OF JAPANESE CANDY Chocolate contains a natural 'love drug'. Tryptophan is a chemical that the brain uses to make serotonin. Because of this, my theory on how these Japanese chocoloate cigarettes (STICKS) got their name, points to the above evidence.

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27-2-06

	STRANGE HAND Tempted to write a caption, but how can it compete with these visuals?
	This was another poster that I came across in the park. I think it is explaining “Be careful not drown yourself in your own outraged tears.”
	Hmmm…There are so many different kinds of water to choose from. How can I possibly make a decision? I know! Let me check what kind my favorite celebrity drinks!.
	I think the topmost picture is the pretty noteworthy. If I read Japanese I am sure that the poster would read “Please do not toss your unwanted cans at dogs when they are not looking.”

20-2-06

	EVERY ROSE NOW HAS ONE OF THESE! A Karaoke Typo, possibly making this Poison song more profound?
	RESERVED! Park here is you're disabled, injured or if your Alfred Hitchcock profile has a talking stomach?
	It was unfortunate for Takahashi; being trapped in his car for several hours without anybody coming to his aid.
	See of you can spot the marketing hook on this great product!

10-2-06

	....Try not to get chomped by a Shark, as this camera bag is produced for a specific core group!
	TV GUIDE GOOF UP Due to poor ratings, TV's popular animation SLAM DUNK has been rewritten as a spin off, SLUM DUNK, an exciting series where people sleep on their friend's couches and get pissed off with the world.
	I hope you like rice!
	LOVE HOTEL NAME You saw them in PART 1...Now enjoy the second installment of this thrilling saga of Love and Hate

23-1-06

	Never in my life has a tea bag box made me laugh until I cried... ...UNTIL NOW!
	And this...just brilliant!

11-1-06

I found a photo of this guy in TIME magazine on my flight back to Nagoya, check out the resemblance!

20 -12-05

	"YES!!!...let's shall!" - Said the dolphin to the other dolphin...
	Like sands through the hourglass...so are the Cheeses Of Our Lives!
	Geez that was a close one! For a minute there, I thought I had actually purchased A FRAME!
	HEALTH AUTHORITY WARNING: Consumption of this cereal before bedtime will cause you to wake up as Tom Hanks.
	This scarf is only 100 Yen. And for a limited time, we’ll even throw the size in for FREE!
	An elegant bike...from a more, civilized age...

8 -12-05

	It all starts with the right attitude...
	HIS HAND - Easy and Fun to use? Try cumbersome and creepy!
	(Artwork which is part of the corporate I.D for a telecommunications company) "You'll have to speak up, my tail is wrapped around the mouthpiece, my time travelling, wierd ass balloon floating friends!"
	Warner Brothers character get run over by steamroller and takes time out to ponder the error of his ways...

28-11-05

Hmmm...I was thinking more along the lines of "Music To Make Love To..."

24-11-05

	BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	As I've called it, "the SHIRT OF KNOWLEDGE", man, this shirt is a public service gift that keeps on giving!
	“Hi, come board our new subway. Your children will just love being terrified by our giant cats with grinning teeth that wish to devour them. It will be great wholesome fun for everyone!”
	Sake- so you can get sake from a vending machine. It is a great concept, but why is there a picture of a child enjoying sake on the front of the machine?

23-11-05

	I wonder how Lee feels about all of this.
	Austrians and Japanese combine efforts to produce CHICKEN FASHION SHOW!
	Couldn't think of a COOLER place to hang out myself!
	OK so this is the packaging for Colac Fibre, the english translation is "a more natural way to fix constipation"....erm...much to the glee of the...brown...um...gosh!...what is that? And why does a piece of crap need to wear gloves? (I'm making allowances for shoes!?)
	Dammit, if you can't make any sense, just do it quickly! I really think the use of the Windings font (sheet of paper character) strengthens the argument too.
	You start with Olive's new concepts? Then what? Finish with Popeye's good ol' spinach hypothesis?
	I was thinking more along the lines of "Man shall never carry hideous chequered hand bag"
	HAPPY - Nice justification for entering a strip club?
	When PUSH comes to SHOVE, that dust has gotta go!
	NIPPON HAM FIGHTERS - The name that makes opponents shake in their boots!
	At least the bucket in the bottom right is Jampack. :(

15-11-05

	Meet the symbol!
	Please ensure that you put your weights down before punching someone in the head.
	Please don't do it...my kiss isn't perfected yet?
	"Fooding" is our specialty
	Say it loudly and proudly...

14-11-05

	Nice to meet you!...and don't forget to "Come On a My House!"
	Things to do with a hoop...
	Beverages of intrigue!
	Differences in opinion...(language warning on this one!)
	Where do you keep your stash?
	"After playing hide and seek to me, isn't the talk of a few carried out? Supposing it is good, let's carry out tea together. The tea which I make is delicious."
	Its true! Even Nostradamus referred to this prophecy!