So,
let me get this straight- A birdie is better than
a hole in one?
Are you good at golf? Do you consider yourself
lucky? Well here is some food for thought. Imagine
it is a beautifully clear day at your local round
of 18. You’ve been down at the driving range
each night after work, making sure you’ve
got what it takes for the weekend’s company
tournament. At the first tee you connect with
the ball in a way which can only be described
as ‘perfection’. What happens next
is unbelievable. The ball softly touches down
on the green and after a few short bounces lands
straight in the cup. You have just achieved what
the Japanese call an ‘albatross’ (a
hole in one). The cheers from your fellow golfers
can be heard around the course, and at first,
you think the raucous display of jubilation is
a result of your superior skill…or luck.
However,
it isn’t until after one of your colleagues
explains that you are now obliged under Japanese
custom to throw a celebratory party, and shower
your fellow golfers (if not your entire entourage
of friends) with gifts, that you realize how unlucky
you truly are. If only you had signed up for ‘hole-in-one’
insurance.
That’s
right folks. Just when you thought you knew about
all the quirky little things in Japanese culture,
along comes one that blows you away. For about
2,000 yen per year, you can insure yourself against
the possibility of making the sweetest of sweet
shots in golf. This, albeit strange preventative
act, can save the average golfer 100,000 yen or
more if the unthinkable happens.
Will
I be lining up to reorganize my insurance? With
my game as it is, probably not- I have a tough
time even getting on the green. I just hope you’re
as unlucky as I am. Or, should I make that ‘lucky
as I am’?